July 27, 2014

And now, having come home to my roommate skinning a rattlesnake, I shall drive to the Walmart 2 towns over to give my mentor 29 variously colored hula hoops.

SCIENCE

July 27, 2014
YOU WANT MORE VAMPIRE MARCO YOU GET MORE VAMPIRE MARCO

kenjiandcompany:

THIS TIME WITH EVEN LOOPIER MARCO AND EVEN MORE AWKWARD HANDJOBS.

You came. You read. You blew up my ask box. Shit got silly on twitter and yolownly declared today to be Frickle Frack Friday. I overshot friday by three hours but HERE WE ARE anyway.

Have some more…

July 26, 2014
jeanlubipieguski:

I’m so tired…
So very tired…Q-Q

jeanlubipieguski:

I’m so tired…

So very tired…Q-Q

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July 26, 2014

vegan-vulcan:

I’m really really really really really glad that a whole bunch of dudes accidentally gave us really detailed instruction manuals for how to repel misogynists

(via cheserasarah)

July 26, 2014

dreamxxdream:

oh man these were so much fun to do ヽ(;▽;)ノ
pretty ladies (again in yesstyle clothing) to kill the art block

(via statechemist)

July 26, 2014

yourpantseridan:

The Ogre fanclass.

Here we have an Ogre of Heart, and an Ogre of life.

The Ogre class has the power to have layers.

(via loki-frigguson)

July 26, 2014

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

(via loki-frigguson)

July 26, 2014

ivyarchive:

Amazing World Cup Moments by Fishfinger Creative Agency (more)

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July 26, 2014
cracked:

“Pinterest hosts thousands of tutorials for becoming beautiful. In one day, I tried all of them.” — Kristi Harrison
5 Most Disastrous Internet Beauty Tips (Tested)

#4. Use Concealer to Conceal Your Humanity
Unless you live in a never-ending loop of tribal initiation rituals, you probably aren’t seeing many women walking around with different colored lines on their faces. That’s because the next step after applying the concealer is blending it in so the unsuspecting public never knows you’re face-tricking them. My friend Katie Willert made the observation that once you’ve applied your makeup in this particular pattern, there’s no reason to blend. After all, why bother with a skinnier face when you can shoot for LION? It’s a great point, but once I put on the contouring makeup, I felt less like a lion and more like a clown melting in the sun.

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cracked:

“Pinterest hosts thousands of tutorials for becoming beautiful. In one day, I tried all of them.” — Kristi Harrison

5 Most Disastrous Internet Beauty Tips (Tested)

#4. Use Concealer to Conceal Your Humanity

Unless you live in a never-ending loop of tribal initiation rituals, you probably aren’t seeing many women walking around with different colored lines on their faces. That’s because the next step after applying the concealer is blending it in so the unsuspecting public never knows you’re face-tricking them. My friend Katie Willert made the observation that once you’ve applied your makeup in this particular pattern, there’s no reason to blend. After all, why bother with a skinnier face when you can shoot for LION? It’s a great point, but once I put on the contouring makeup, I felt less like a lion and more like a clown melting in the sun.

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July 26, 2014

czerwik:

… those suits made my evening after awful, full of exams day. A quick doodle, I couldn’t help myself!