July 22, 2014

OK guys, I’ve got about a week of free time in the commission schedule and I’ll be back in town over the weekend

Vampire Marco, Steam, or the Strings sequel?

July 22, 2014
The Wizard and the Prince OR Between 4 and 5 3/4 Weddings and a Narrowly Avoided Funeral - Chapter 1 - Kenjiandco - Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan [Archive of Our Own]

Long ago, in a magical kingdom far away, there lived a prince, strong and handsome and beloved by all. 
Though the prince could have had the love of any subject of the realm, he chose as his companion a Wizard of great renown, a man of letters and learning and a scholar of the ancient wisdoms. He eschewed the comforts of his lofty palaces to dwell with his Wizard in his tower, filled with the tomes of knowledge that had been his sole companions before the Prince discovered him and filled his life with love.

OR

Wedding planning gets the better of Jean, causing a rift between him and his soon-to-be husband. While Marco takes a trip that reminds him why he fell for Jean in the first place, Jean finds some wisdom from the last place he would have thought to look for it: all their friends.

The first of a multi-part comission for tumblr user @myfemalegaze! Thanks so much, I hope you enjoy it!

July 21, 2014

bimmykimmy:

titanb00ty:

jellysempai:

inverted-typo:

bimmykimmy:

Butts

are always relevant

gimme that booty

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this is exactly what i expected from you guys

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July 21, 2014
The Wizard and the Prince //or// Between 4 and 5.75 Weddings and a Narrowly Avoided Funeral (Preview)

I am hoping against hope to have the first chapter of this hideously overdue commission fic for @myfemalegaze up tomorrow, but until then take this preview!! I hope you enjoy

The Wizard and the Prince

or Between 4 and 5.75 Weddings and a Narrowly Avoided Funeral

Chapter 1: The Huntress and the Stag

Long ago, in a magical kingdom far away, there lived a prince, strong and handsome and beloved by all. 

Though the prince could have had the love of any subject of the realm, he chose as his companion a Wizard of great renown, a man of letters and learning and a scholar of the ancient wisdoms.  He eschewed the comforts of his lofty palaces to dwell with his Wizard in his tower, filled with the tomes of knowledge that had been his sole companions before the Prince discovered him and filled his life with love. 

And so the Wizard and the Prince dwelt together in peace, and rarely had cause to leave their fortress of knowledge…until there came a day that they were called upon to attend a ceremony, in celebration of a most unusual union.  The Wizard set aside his studies and donned his robes of ceremony, in time to attend to the calls of the peasant youth who tapped respectfully on his tower door, and addressed the Wizard thus—

“Will you move your goddamn ass Kirchstein, we are going to be late!”

Fuckin’ hell.”  Jean slammed his book shut and rolled his eyes, blinking at the unfamiliar prickle of his new contacts. 

We’re coming!” Marco called from the bathroom as Eren Jaeger redoubled his assault on the door at the bottom of the stairs.  Jean winced as both voices echoed around the little attic-level apartment.

“Levi’s gonna start muttering about raising our rent again,” he grumbled to himself.  “And why’s he assuming it’s me holding us up?” he asked aloud as Marco emerged fully from the bathroom, still attempting to flatten his hair. 

“You have to ask?” Marco grinned and draped an arm around Jean’s shoulders, handing him the suit jacket he’d abandoned over the back of his squishy reading chair.  “C’mon.  I don’t know about you, but I do not want to be the man to piss of Sasha Blause on her wedding day.”  Jean winced.

He threaded his fingers through Marco’s as they clattered down the narrow stairs behind Levi’s bookshop, which occupied the old stone building’s ground floor.  Levi himself was currently occupying the first floor landing, which opened into his little office behind the shop.

“What the hell is that hearse doing in my back yard?” He said by way of greeting.  Jean and Marco looked at each other, and then out the window on the landing, where Eren had, against all probability, managed to wedge a modestly-sized limousine into the narrow alley behind the building. 

“Come onnnn,” Eren yelled from the doorway.  His unruly hair showed signs of having been combed in recent times, but it was already ruffled by the agitated fingers running through it.  “Step on it, I can’t exactly break speed limits in this thing.”

“If he gets pulled over take pictures,” Levi muttered to Marco.  He started to turn away, and then spun back around and gave the taller man an analytical once-over. “Hold on. C’mere.” Levi beckoned Marco over, pulled his head down by the collar, and ruffled his carefully slicked back hair. 

Hey—“

“There.” Levi released him and nodded. “Much cuter. You may go.”

Twenty-five,” Marco grumbled as they squeezed into the back of the limo.  “I’m twenty-goddamn-five and he still fixes my hair before I go out—“

“You do look cuter with your hair like that,” Jean said mildly, jerking the door shut.  “Hey, Mikasa.  Why are we the limo delivery service?”

“It’s a surprise,” Mikasa said, as her longtime boyfriend slammed back into the driver’s seat.  “It’s Mike’s wedding present, so stay out of the champagne—“

Champagne? Where?”

Get your hands out of—“

“So if Connie and Sasha are leaving in the limo,” Marco said, thoughtfully, as Eren eased the big car out of the alley and back onto the main roads, “how are we getting home?”

All heads turned to Eren, who had a sudden and distinct deer-in-the-headlights expression on his face.

Shit.”

And so the Wizard and his Prince were born aloft in an overlarge chariot the color of the night sky, and carried away over the mountains to the land near to the horizon itself.

It was the greatest huntress in the Prince’s kingdom who had summoned them forth, to bear witness to a most unusual ceremony.  For when they arrived near sunset (a most beautiful time in the land where the horizon is near enough to touch) the huntress was nowhere to be found.  The Wizard stood before his Prince to shield him from any danger in this new place…and it was well he did, for they were met at the edge of the forest, not by the Huntress, nor any of her hounds or handmaidens, but by a great Wolf, its pelt the color of new-risen sunlight on a lake of gold. 

“Welcome,” said the Wolf, inclining its golden head to the Wizard and his Prince.  “We thank you for your travels today.”

“Where is the huntress?” The Wizard demanded, but the Prince stayed his anger with a hand upon his shoulder. 

“We thank you for the courtesy of your greeting,” the Prince said to the Wolf, with a courtly bow.  “Do you bear this greeting alone, or do you come at the will of another?”

At his kind words the great Wolf stepped aside and from behind him came a Stag.  These noble beasts were many in the forests of the Prince’s kingdom, towering masters of the wilderness bearing crowns of antlers that seemed to carry the stars in their branches.  But the beast now before the Wizard and his Prince was small and slight of stature, its coat of fur rough and pale.  It bowed its head in greeting, much as the wolf had done, and to the travelers spoke thus:

“Well do you know the skills of the Lady who has called you here, a huntress unmatched, who has fed the people of this land since she was old enough to draw a bow.  And yet, as truly as I stand before you, just once she has chosen to stay the flight of an arrow, for the sake of this unworthy creature, and for the sake of the love that we have found in each other.  We have called you here to bear witness to our love, that we may live out our lives together.”  The little stag bent its forelegs, sinking to its knees on the ground before the wizard and his prince. 

“We ask for no gifts, only your blessing of our union.”

The Prince laughed, a sound as musical and joyful as birdsong in the trees at sunrise, and knelt before the little stag himself, raising it to its feet. 

“No love in this land needs blessing from me,” said the Prince, “for all love is by its very nature blessed.  We are honored to witness the joy of your union.” The handsome prince stepped aside and beckoned the Wizard forward. “If you wish for a blessing yet, that duty I will leave to my companion, for the magic and power of words is a gift that he commands, not I…”

“Connie, on this your wedding day, I have but one thing to say to you.” Jean clapped both hands on his old roommate’s shoulders.  “God damn can you wear a tux.”

July 20, 2014
kenjiandcompany:


kenjiandcompany:

So you know how there’s that one prompt/pairing/piece of fanart you could never get out of your head and you always wished someone would write a fic for it?
I will totally write that fic for it.
Yup, you read that right, writing commissions.  ’Cause to be honest, I’ve never seen anyone else do it, so either this idea is patently dumb or I’m getting in on the ground floor here.  
Prices are open for discussion, especially if you want something over 5k words (EDIT: or $5,000 words according to my incredibly professional graphic up there. There’s a reason I write not design.)  
NO dubious consent or non-consensual anything, no blatant pedophilia or abuse.  Violence/gore we can discuss on a case by case basis.  I’m game for just about anything, but I also reserve the right to say nope not going there. 
Some links, so you know what you’re getting into:
My Ao3 (I’m the author of Strings, if that rings a bell)
And some shorter, more prompt-based stuff:
A little thing based in the Wistera/FMN universe (from that time Butterfly tried to summon smut with a pentagram)
(followed by whatever the heck this is)
Some sundry Reiner/Connie requests
and of course the Sugardaddy!Marco   AU Trilogy
Interested? Message me here on tumblr or at kenjiandcompany@gmail.com

Slot 1: foxberryblue (COMPLETE!)
Slot 2: myfemalegaze (In progress)
Slot 3: lostlegendaerie (in progress)
Slot 4: atlanticdroplet
Slot 5: open!

GUESS WHOS BACK ON TRACK.

Nevermind.

kenjiandcompany:

kenjiandcompany:

So you know how there’s that one prompt/pairing/piece of fanart you could never get out of your head and you always wished someone would write a fic for it?

I will totally write that fic for it.

Yup, you read that right, writing commissions.  ’Cause to be honest, I’ve never seen anyone else do it, so either this idea is patently dumb or I’m getting in on the ground floor here.  

Prices are open for discussion, especially if you want something over 5k words (EDIT: or $5,000 words according to my incredibly professional graphic up there. There’s a reason I write not design.)  

NO dubious consent or non-consensual anything, no blatant pedophilia or abuse.  Violence/gore we can discuss on a case by case basis.  I’m game for just about anything, but I also reserve the right to say nope not going there. 

Some links, so you know what you’re getting into:

My Ao3 (I’m the author of Strings, if that rings a bell)

And some shorter, more prompt-based stuff:

A little thing based in the Wistera/FMN universe (from that time Butterfly tried to summon smut with a pentagram)

(followed by whatever the heck this is)

Some sundry Reiner/Connie requests

and of course the Sugardaddy!Marco   AU Trilogy

Interested? Message me here on tumblr or at kenjiandcompany@gmail.com

Slot 1: foxberryblue (COMPLETE!)

Slot 2: myfemalegaze (In progress)

Slot 3: lostlegendaerie (in progress)

Slot 4: atlanticdroplet

Slot 5: open!

GUESS WHOS BACK ON TRACK.

Nevermind.

July 20, 2014

kenjiandcompany:

So you know how there’s that one prompt/pairing/piece of fanart you could never get out of your head and you always wished someone would write a fic for it?
I will totally write that fic for it.
Yup, you read that right, writing commissions.  ’Cause to be honest, I’ve never seen anyone else do it, so either this idea is patently dumb or I’m getting in on the ground floor here.  
Prices are open for discussion, especially if you want something over 5k words (EDIT: or $5,000 words according to my incredibly professional graphic up there. There’s a reason I write not design.)  
NO dubious consent or non-consensual anything, no blatant pedophilia or abuse.  Violence/gore we can discuss on a case by case basis.  I’m game for just about anything, but I also reserve the right to say nope not going there. 
Some links, so you know what you’re getting into:
My Ao3 (I’m the author of Strings, if that rings a bell)
And some shorter, more prompt-based stuff:
A little thing based in the Wistera/FMN universe (from that time Butterfly tried to summon smut with a pentagram)
(followed by whatever the heck this is)
Some sundry Reiner/Connie requests
and of course the Sugardaddy!Marco   AU Trilogy
Interested? Message me here on tumblr or at kenjiandcompany@gmail.com

Slot 1: foxberryblue (COMPLETE!)
Slot 2: myfemalegaze (In progress)
Slot 3: lostlegendaerie
Slot 4: open!
Slot 5: open!


GUESS WHOS BACK ON TRACK.

kenjiandcompany:

So you know how there’s that one prompt/pairing/piece of fanart you could never get out of your head and you always wished someone would write a fic for it?

I will totally write that fic for it.

Yup, you read that right, writing commissions.  ’Cause to be honest, I’ve never seen anyone else do it, so either this idea is patently dumb or I’m getting in on the ground floor here.  

Prices are open for discussion, especially if you want something over 5k words (EDIT: or $5,000 words according to my incredibly professional graphic up there. There’s a reason I write not design.)  

NO dubious consent or non-consensual anything, no blatant pedophilia or abuse.  Violence/gore we can discuss on a case by case basis.  I’m game for just about anything, but I also reserve the right to say nope not going there. 

Some links, so you know what you’re getting into:

My Ao3 (I’m the author of Strings, if that rings a bell)

And some shorter, more prompt-based stuff:

A little thing based in the Wistera/FMN universe (from that time Butterfly tried to summon smut with a pentagram)

(followed by whatever the heck this is)

Some sundry Reiner/Connie requests

and of course the Sugardaddy!Marco   AU Trilogy

Interested? Message me here on tumblr or at kenjiandcompany@gmail.com

Slot 1: foxberryblue (COMPLETE!)

Slot 2: myfemalegaze (In progress)

Slot 3: lostlegendaerie

Slot 4: open!

Slot 5: open!

GUESS WHOS BACK ON TRACK.

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July 20, 2014
"The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart."

— Maya Angelou (via writingbox)

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July 19, 2014
tatsudai:

this is another three-in-one (#75 shirtless model, catalog!jean, and jean with his hair spiked up) also HEY I DIDN’T FORGET TO DRAW NIPPLES THIS TIME

tatsudai:

this is another three-in-one (#75 shirtless model, catalog!jean, and jean with his hair spiked up) also HEY I DIDN’T FORGET TO DRAW NIPPLES THIS TIME

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July 19, 2014

plain-dude:

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0511 by に っ か 
Translations: plain-dude

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July 19, 2014

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